GET YOUR REMAINING LIMBS IN THE GAME
MOST OF US ARE IN THIS TOGETHER.
GETCHA HEAD OUT OF THAT TITAN’S MOUTH OH GOD
THIS IS NOT OK
trying to make time-sensitive plans with someone who doesn’t text back quickly
the harry potter fandom actually has some of the weirdest crack pairings in fanfic I have ever seen like
and my personal favourite
"Dobby had always wanted clothes, but never like this."
Pluto right now
If zombies ever attack just go to Costco… they have concrete walls… years of foods and supplies… and best of all the zombies can’t get in without a Costco membership card