imagine a horror movie where you’re trapped in your house with a serial killer but all your lights are clappers
so you’re running for your life from this psychopath while both of you are just aggressively clapping the lights on and off
out of all my 3:00 AM ramblings you guys decide to make this one popular
Let’s make this situation even better. Both of you are wearing TAP SHOES, and all of the floors are hardwood.
dapper and gentlemanly villains (◡‿◡✿)
beastial and brutal villains (◕‿◕✿)
suave and seductive villains (◕ヮ◕✿)
easily angered villains （”>ヮ< ）
villains (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ* ・゚✧
Actual scene from Hannibal 2x08 Su-Zakana.
“men can’t be raped!”
“men always want sex!”
“men can always defend themselves!”
“men can’t control their urge to rape women!”
“men are inherently sexist!”
THIS IS THE BEST POST ON TUMBLR EVER
THIS HAS REFILLED MY FAITH OF TUMBLR
THANK YOU SO GOD DAMN MUCH FOR THIS
BLESS EVERYONE WHO LIKED AND REBLOGGED THIS POST
MAY YOU ALL LIVE HAPPY AND BEAUTIFUL LIVES FOR BEING OPENMINDED PEOPLE.
what the fuck does this even mean
try the volcanoes, asshole. try them. jump right in the boiling magma is fine. swim around, make friends. earth is a good happy place. you’re burning? that’s just the fun kicking in. happy earth day
fuck the volcano
that was the worst pun ever but im laughing
I never realized how overdramatic Zac Efron was until Tumblr.
Misha fans should keep an eye on @daily_kale
Pretty sure that actually IS Misha…
"And so to bed. I put on my headtorch, spray myself from head to toe with Jungle Formula insect repellent, brush my teeth, say hello to the five huge spiders sharing a room with myself and Luke, slip into my mosquito net and close my eyes.” (from Tom’s Guinea field diary day 2)
Shall I compare thee to a summer’s day?
HOT AS FUCK
the grass is alive and it is dancing
Ill always reblog this. It’s like an ocean of grass
This is barley wheat and I’ve always loved it. It moves like sea grass on the ocean floor moves but it’s not in water. On the heads of barley wheat there are these shiny hair type things that catch the light as it moves over it and it makes it look like it’s iridescent.
Sometimes the most simple things are the most beautiful.